Category Archives for Just For Fun

Who does art in heaven and more smiles

I always heard that it takes more muscle to frown than to smile.  Someone just sent me these smiles in my email today so thought I would share them.  Maybe someone needs a little lift or something to brighten their day.  Well, join me in some smiles then.   Ecclesiastes 3:1-4   To every thing there […]

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Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign————————–What you do after you be eight. Bacteria————————Back door to cafeteria. Barium————————-What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section————A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan————————-Searching for Kitty. Cauterize———————-Made eye contact with her. Colic—————————-A sheep dog. Coma—————————A punctuation mark. D&C—————————-Where Washington is. Dilate————————–To live long. Enema————————-Not a friend. Fester————————–Quicker than someone else. G.I.Series———————-World Series of military baseball. Hangnail———————–What […]

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Just for Fun–Computer Tech Support

Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one. ………………………………………….. Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my DVD out !!! Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, I’m sure it’s really stuck. Tech Support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a […]

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More on the Lighter Side

My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”  She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.  My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.  Fried chicken is my favorite animal.  I […]

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Puns for Educated Minds

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .    A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. A dog gave birth […]

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Just for Fun – Look at all the 1’s

Read this and see if you think it is STRANGE… This year we will experience 4 unusual dates…. 1/1/11 – 1/11/11 – 11/1/ 11 – 11/11/11 !! NOW figure this out…. take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year & post what you get……… […]

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Birds, Flues, Fires, Grass, and Tires

  Bird Watching “Today we are talking about politics,” the teacher told her class.  “Does anyone have something to say about politics?” “I have something to say,” said one little girl.  “My father has a parrot and we call her Polly.  One day Polly ate my father’s watch.  Now Polly ticks.”   Farmer’s Flu Farm […]

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It’s Too Late!

 The pastor’s little six-year-old girl had misbehaved so much during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment.  She told her she could not go to the Sunday School picnic on Saturday. When  the day came, her mother felt she had been too harsh on changed her mind.  when […]

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A Merry Heart Doeth Good . . .

SUNDAYS “BESTEST”   Church    One  Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son  and tell him it was time to get ready for  church, to which he replied, “I’m not  going.”    “Why  not?” she  asked. I’ll  give you two good reasons,” he said. “(1), they  don’t like me, and (2), I don’t like  them.” […]

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A Merry Heart, Joy, and a Smile!

This video is so cute and funny. It made my day! It is great that Christians can have a merry heart. Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.I am thankful for the joy of the Lord! True joy comes from the Lord!Psalms 32:11 Be glad […]

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Oh, the things my mother taught me!

Things Our Mothers Taught Us My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.  “If you’re gong to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning.” My mother taught me RELIGION. “you better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten […]

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