What does your grand child say?
Addie has been thinking a lot about being baptized since she was recently saved. She decided to have a talk with the pastor about it. Addie: Pastor Camp, I need to talk to you. Pastor: What do you want to talk about Addie? Addie: I want to be baptized. Pastor: When do you want to […]
Continue readingWho does art in heaven and more smiles
I always heard that it takes more muscle to frown than to smile. Someone just sent me these smiles in my email today so thought I would share them. Maybe someone needs a little lift or something to brighten their day. Well, join me in some smiles then. Ecclesiastes 3:1-4 To every thing there […]
Continue readingSome Juice and a white thing
We have been praying for our grandson, JD to get saved. This past Sunday night we had the Lord’s supper and JD wanted to partake when the plates were passed. Of course, he was told he could not until he got saved. After church he kept asking if he could go talk to Mr. B., […]
Continue readingDo You Do Pinterest?
If you have not found Pinterest yet, then you are missing out. This has been one of the best places that I have been on the internet. It is so fun and addicting so I need to be careful. But I love the fact that it allows me to create bulletin boards for any category […]
Continue readingHillbilly Medical Terms
Benign————————–What you do after you be eight. Bacteria————————Back door to cafeteria. Barium————————-What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section————A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan————————-Searching for Kitty. Cauterize———————-Made eye contact with her. Colic—————————-A sheep dog. Coma—————————A punctuation mark. D&C—————————-Where Washington is. Dilate————————–To live long. Enema————————-Not a friend. Fester————————–Quicker than someone else. G.I.Series———————-World Series of military baseball. Hangnail———————–What […]
Continue readingJust for Fun–Computer Tech Support
Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one. ………………………………………….. Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my DVD out !!! Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, I’m sure it’s really stuck. Tech Support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a […]
Continue readingOn Growing Up
Grandpa to Adalyn: What do you want to be when you grow up Addie? Adalyn: Hmm – I think I’ll be an old maid.
Continue readingMore on the Lighter Side
My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I […]
Continue readingWhat Is Your Favorite Hymn?
I recently posted this on facebook because I thought it was cute and I know how children misunderstand words in songs. However, many people still commented with their favorite hymns. Do you have a favorite hymn? Why not share it in a comment below? I have more than one, but one of my favorites is […]
Continue readingRedneck College Exam
Are you ready for this exam? See if you can pass? And no cheating. Answers are below. MORE SMILES AND FUN Now, scroll down for the answers You hang in there Sunshine… l didn’t pass either..!!!
Continue readingPuns for Educated Minds
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. A dog gave birth […]
Continue readingWordless Wednesday
Blue Birds lined along our fence and shed Addie was having fun putting the fire hat on Grandma. I participated in Wordless Wednesday. I am learning how to do this. It is fun to link up and see other blogs.
Continue readingJust for Fun – Look at all the 1’s
Read this and see if you think it is STRANGE… This year we will experience 4 unusual dates…. 1/1/11 – 1/11/11 – 11/1/ 11 – 11/11/11 !! NOW figure this out…. take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year & post what you get……… […]
Continue readingBirds, Flues, Fires, Grass, and Tires
Bird Watching “Today we are talking about politics,” the teacher told her class. “Does anyone have something to say about politics?” “I have something to say,” said one little girl. “My father has a parrot and we call her Polly. One day Polly ate my father’s watch. Now Polly ticks.” Farmer’s Flu Farm […]
Continue readingAnother Smile
Our Grand son, J.D., tripped and fell one night and his response was: “I dropped myself.”
Continue readingA Merry Heart Doeth Good . . .
SUNDAYS “BESTEST” Church One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, “I’m not going.” “Why not?” she asked. I’ll give you two good reasons,” he said. “(1), they don’t like me, and (2), I don’t like them.” […]
Continue readingA Merry Heart, Joy, and a Smile!
This video is so cute and funny. It made my day! It is great that Christians can have a merry heart. Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.I am thankful for the joy of the Lord! True joy comes from the Lord!Psalms 32:11 Be glad […]
Continue readingOh, the things my mother taught me!
Things Our Mothers Taught Us My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re gong to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother taught me RELIGION. “you better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten […]
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