Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign————————–What you do after you be eight.

Bacteria————————Back door to cafeteria.

Barium————————-What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section————A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan————————-Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize———————-Made eye contact with her.

Colic—————————-A sheep dog.

Coma—————————A punctuation mark.

D&C—————————-Where Washington is.

Dilate————————–To live long.

Enema————————-Not a friend.

Fester————————–Quicker than someone else.

G.I.Series———————-World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail———————–What you hang your coat on.

Labor Pain——————–Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff—————–A Doctor’s cane.

Morbid————————-A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates————————Cheaper than day rates.

Node—————————-I knew it.

Outpatient——————–A person who has fainted.

Pelvis—————————Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative—————A letter carrier.

Recovery Room————–Place to do upholstery.

Secretion———————- Hiding something.

Seizure————————–Roman emperor.

Tablet—————————A small table.

Terminal Illness————–Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor————————–More than one.

Urine—————————Opposite of mine.

Varicose———————–Near by/close by.

 

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T.O. Geezer

Ha! I must be a hillbilly. All that makes perfectly good sense to me 🙂

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Toyin O.

So funny, thanks for sharing, that is always good to know.

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