Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign————————–What you do after you be eight.

Bacteria————————Back door to cafeteria.

Barium————————-What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section————A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan————————-Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize———————-Made eye contact with her.

Colic—————————-A sheep dog.

Coma—————————A punctuation mark.

D&C—————————-Where Washington is.

Dilate————————–To live long.

Enema————————-Not a friend.

Fester————————–Quicker than someone else.

G.I.Series———————-World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail———————–What you hang your coat on.

Labor Pain——————–Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff—————–A Doctor’s cane.

Morbid————————-A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates————————Cheaper than day rates.

Node—————————-I knew it.

Outpatient——————–A person who has fainted.

Pelvis—————————Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative—————A letter carrier.

Recovery Room————–Place to do upholstery.

Secretion———————- Hiding something.

Seizure————————–Roman emperor.

Tablet—————————A small table.

Terminal Illness————–Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor————————–More than one.

Urine—————————Opposite of mine.

Varicose———————–Near by/close by.

 

Is it hot where you are?

Wilted roseWilted roseWilted roseWilted roseWilted roseWilted roseWilted roseWilted roseWilted roseWilted roseWilted rose

image

Ellen

Thanks for visiting today! My main intention for this blog is that the gospel of Jesus Christ be made known to anyone who visits here and to encourage others in their walk with the Lord; to let each and everyone know that we can have a joyful abundant life. Let's stay connected and encourage one another in the Lord. We can do so if you'll sign up for updates below.

Click Here to Leave a Comment Below

T.O. Geezer

Ha! I must be a hillbilly. All that makes perfectly good sense to me 🙂

Reply
Toyin O.

So funny, thanks for sharing, that is always good to know.

Reply
Leave a Reply: