Benign————————–What you do after you be eight.
Bacteria————————Back door to cafeteria.
Barium————————-What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section————A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan————————-Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize———————-Made eye contact with her.
Colic—————————-A sheep dog.
Coma—————————A punctuation mark.
D&C—————————-Where Washington is.
Dilate————————–To live long.
Enema————————-Not a friend.
Fester————————–Quicker than someone else.
G.I.Series———————-World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail———————–What you hang your coat on.
Labor Pain——————–Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff—————–A Doctor’s cane.
Morbid————————-A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates————————Cheaper than day rates.
Node—————————-I knew it.
Outpatient——————–A person who has fainted.
Pelvis—————————Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative—————A letter carrier.
Recovery Room————–Place to do upholstery.
Secretion———————- Hiding something.
Tablet—————————A small table.
Terminal Illness————–Getting sick at the airport.
Urine—————————Opposite of mine.
Varicose———————–Near by/close by.
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