Just for Fun–Computer Tech Support

Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one.

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my DVD

out !!!

Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, I’m sure it’s really stuck.

Tech Support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it

yet. It’s still on my desk . . . sorry. Thank you.

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Tech Support: Click on the ‘MY COMPUTER’ icon on the

left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you?

Male Customer: Hi .. .. . I can’t print.

Tech Support: Would you click on ‘START’ for me and . ..

Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on

me. I’m not Bill Gates!!!

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Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can’t

print. Every time I try, it says . . . ‘CAN’T FIND

PRINTER’. I even lifted the printer and placed it

in front of the monitor, but the computer still

says it can’t find it!!!

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Customer: I have problems printing in red.

Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah . . .. . . .. . . . . thank you.

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Tech Support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?

Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for

me at the 7-11 store.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged

into the computer?

Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.

Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten

steps backwards.

Customer: Okay..

Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes.

Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged

in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Wait a

moment please. . …. . .. .. . Ah, that one does work.

Thanks.

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Tech Support: Your password is the small letter ‘a’ as in

apple, a capital letter ‘V’ as in Victor, and the number ‘7’.

Customer: Is that ‘7’ in capital letters?

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Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.

Tech Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the correct password?

Customer: Yes, I’m sure I saw my co-worker do it.

Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five dots.

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Tech Support: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape

Tech Support: That’s not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry . . . Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem! My friend has

placed a screen saver on my computer . . . but,

every time I move my mouse, it disappears.

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Tech Support: How may I help you?

Customer: I’m writing my first email.

Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address,

but how do I get the little circle around it.

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk because

she had a problem with her printer..

Tech Support: Are you running it under Windows?

Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that

is a good point. The man sitting next to me is by

a window, and his printer is working fine!

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This should  make you feel better about your computer skills!

Ellen

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Becky

That was too cute 🙂 I love the one about printing in red, seems like something I would do!

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Nicole

Oh man, I’ve read these several times now, and I crack up every time! I think the anti-virus one is my favorite. Tooo funny!

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