Addie has been thinking a lot about being baptized since she was recently saved. She decided to have a talk with the pastor about it.
Addie: Pastor Camp, I need to talk to you.
Pastor: What do you want to talk about Addie?
Addie: I want to be baptized.
Pastor: When do you want to be baptized?
Addie: As soon as my parents get their act together!
Here is another one.
One Sunday Addie came to church with her hair still a little damp. The dampness was causing her natural curls to come out more. Our Preacher’s wife noticed it and commented to her.
Mrs. Camp: Addie, I like your curly hair
Addie: I don’t like it.
Mrs. Camp: Why don’t you like it?
Addie: Because then I look like Nellie Olson
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